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Winning, scoring and hardware: volume records paired with the rates that keep long tenures honest.

Winning · 11 records
01
Career Wins
The league's winningest managers.
Record holder jonah · 81–59 · 10 seasons
81
02
Career Losses
Most losses. Longevity has a price.
Record holder Max · 57–77 · 10 seasons
77
03
Best Win Percentage
Minimum three seasons.
Record holder jonah · 81–59
57.9%
04
Worst Win Percentage
Minimum three seasons.
Record holder Max · 57–77
42.5%
05
Career All-Play Wins
Every weekly score against every other team.
Record holder jonah · 737–614
737
06
Career All-Play Losses
Every weekly score against every other team.
Record holder Spencer · 606–746
746
07
Best All-Play Record
How often your weekly score beat everybody.
Record holder Tyler · 483–375
56.3%
08
Best Record vs the Median
Who won most often with the schedule removed.
Record holder Coby · 76–54
58.5%
09
Blowout Wins
Wins by 30 or more.
Record holder jonah · blowouts in 140 games
36
10
Narrow Wins
Wins by five or fewer.
Record holder Tyler · escapes in 84 games
11
11
Heartbreak Losses
Losses by five or fewer.
Record holder oren · heartbreaks in 131 games
11
Scoring · 10 records
12
Career Points
Total points in games that counted.
Record holder Coby · 138.42 per game
19,656
13
Points per Game
Minimum three seasons.
Record holder Coby · 142 games
138.42
14
Career Points Against
The league took its frustrations out on you.
Record holder Coby · 135.72 per game
19,272
15
High-Score Weeks
Weeks as the league's top scorer.
Record holder Lewis · 126 games
15
16
Low-Score Weeks
Weeks as the league's worst scorer.
Record holder Ethan · basement weeks in 139 games
19
17
Top-Half Consistency
Share of regular-season weeks in the top half.
Record holder Coby · 76 of 130 weeks
58.5%
18
150-Point Games
Weeks that cleared 150.
Record holder Coby · 150-point games in 142 games
44
19
Sub-80 Games
Weeks that didn't reach 80.
Record holder evan · sub-80 games in 134 games
6
20
Beats the Projection
Share of games scoring above Yahoo's projection. Minimum 30 games.
Record holder Lewis · 69 of 126 games
54.8%
21
Best Average Margin
Points per game above (or below) the opponent. Minimum three seasons.
Record holder jonah · 140 games
+8.29
Hardware · 8 records
22
Championships
Banners in the rafters.
Record holder Spencer · 2019, 2022
2
23
Championship Appearances
Made the title game.
Record holder Coby · 1 won, 3 lost
4
24
Playoff Appearances
Made the winners bracket.
Record holder jonah · of 10 seasons
7
25
Playoff Wins
Winners-bracket wins only.
Record holder Spencer · 7–4
7
26
Playoff Losses
Winners-bracket losses.
Record holder jonah · 4–6
6
27
Regular-Season Titles
Best regular-season record.
Record holder Coby · 10 seasons
3
28
Points Titles
Most regular-season points.
Record holder Coby · 10 seasons
4
29
Last-Place Finishes
The Sacko collection.
Record holder Max · 10 seasons
3
Luck & Schedule · 4 records
30
Luckiest Career
Actual wins minus wins expected from all-play.
Record holder Spencer · 74 actual vs 58.2 expected
+15.8 wins
31
Unluckiest Career
The schedule hated them.
Record holder oren · 56 actual vs 61.6 expected
−5.6 wins
32
Hardest Career Schedule
Opponent scoring vs league average (100 = average).
Record holder Ethan · 10 seasons
103.0
33
Easiest Career Schedule
Opponent scoring vs league average (100 = average).
Record holder jonah · 10 seasons
97.3
Lineup IQ · 4 records
34
Lineup Efficiency
Points scored as a share of the best possible lineup.
Record holder jonah · 140 lineups
91.0%
35
Perfect-Lineup Rate
Weeks the optimal lineup was the one you started.
Record holder dylan · 83 lineups
14.5%
36
Points Left on the Bench
Average weekly gap to the optimal lineup.
Record holder evan · 134 lineups
18.2/wk
37
Self-Inflicted Losses
Losses the optimal lineup would have won.
Record holder evan · self-inflicted in 134 games
34
Finishes · 6 records
38
Best Avg Regular-Season Finish
Average standing entering the playoffs. Minimum three finished seasons.
Record holder jonah · 9 finished seasons · best 1, worst 12
4.22
39
Worst Avg Regular-Season Finish
Average standing entering the playoffs. Minimum three finished seasons.
Record holder oren · 9 finished seasons · best 5, worst 10
8.11
40
Best Avg Final Finish
Average final standing after the playoffs. Minimum three finished seasons.
Record holder joshua · 4 finished seasons · best 1, worst 12
4.25
41
Most No. 1 Seeds
Finished the regular season on top of the standings.
Record holder Coby · 9 finished seasons
3
42
Most Top-Three Regular Seasons
Seeded first, second or third.
Record holder jonah · 9 finished seasons
5
43
Most Bottom-Three Regular Seasons
Seeded in the league's bottom three.
Record holder oren · 2016, 2017, 2018, 2021, 2023 · of 9 seasons
5

Only games that mattered count: regular-season games and playoff games while a team was still alive in the winners bracket. Consolation games, third-place games and weeks after elimination are left out of every record.