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Week 8 · 2026
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Week 8 · 2026Latest
Burrow Buried Everybody: Week 8 Is Oren's Fucking World
oren dropped 179.88 and 13 TDs, Spencer dropped a 95.72 turd, and Max keeps setting the all-time standard for mediocrity.
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