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Seasons

The dominant runs, fortunate schedules and campaigns that became league shorthand.

Best Seasons · 11 records
01
Most Wins in a Season
Counted games only.
Record holder jonah · 2016 · Lets Get PhyZekiel · 12–3
12
02
Best Season Win %
Counted games only.
Record holder oren · 2026 · Harvey’s Golden Shower · 7–1
87.5%
03
Most Points in a Season
Counted games only.
Record holder Lewis · 2021 · . · 12–4
2,446.8
04
Best Points per Game
Eras differ: check the year.
Record holder Spencer · 2019 · 🥴 · 11–4
161.71
05
Best Season vs the Median
Regular-season weeks above the league median.
Record holder Coby · 2019 · N/a · 10–5
92.3%
06
Best All-Play Season
All-play win rate.
Record holder Coby · 2017 · 2 gurleys 1 cup · 7–7
76.9%
07
Most All-Play Wins in a Season
Every week, against everybody.
Record holder Coby · 2024 · 🌞 · 10–6
108
08
Best Point Differential
Average margin per game.
Record holder Spencer · 2019 · 🥴 · 11–4
+25.9
09
Most High-Score Weeks
Weekly scoring crowns in one season.
Record holder Ethan · 2022 · Chasing Brins · 10–7
5
10
Most Consistent Season
Share of weeks in the top half.
Record holder Coby · 2019 · N/a · 10–5
92.3%
11
Best Lineup Efficiency
Started the right guys, all year.
Record holder jonah · 2018 · DrinksOnMeBoys · 11–4
95.5%
Lowlights · 5 records
12
Most Losses in a Season
A long year.
Record holder Ethan · 2021 · I give up #AaronHernandez · 2–12
12
13
Most All-Play Losses in a Season
Lost to everybody, constantly.
Record holder Max · 2022 · 🐧🌕 · 3–11
112
14
Fewest Points in a Season
Finished seasons only.
Record holder Aidan · 2017 · Bro Who TF is Skylar · 4–9
1,429.4
15
Most Blowout Losses
Lost by 30+.
Record holder Zach · 2024 · SMITH likes BROWN girls · 4–10
7
16
Most Points Left on the Bench
Season gap to the optimal lineup.
Record holder evan · 2016 · evan's Team · 4–9
419.8
Luck & Schedule · 4 records
17
Luckiest Season
Wins above all-play expectation.
Record holder Spencer · 2022 · Schick Sutton On Yo Face · 12–5
+5.5 wins
18
Unluckiest Season
Wins below all-play expectation.
Record holder Coby · 2017 · 2 gurleys 1 cup · 7–7
−3.0 wins
19
Toughest Schedule
Opponent scoring index (100 = average).
Record holder Zach · 2024 · SMITH likes BROWN girls · 4–10
113.3
20
Easiest Schedule
Opponent scoring index (100 = average).
Record holder oren · 2025 · You are ASS-hton · 8–7
88.4
Season Averages · 9 records
21
Lowest Points per Game
Finished seasons, eight games minimum.
Record holder Aidan · 2017 · Bro Who TF is Skylar · 4–9
109.95
22
Most Dominant Scoring Season
Points per game above that year's league average, so eras compare fairly.
Record holder Spencer · 2019 · 🥴 · 11–4
+22.8/gm
23
Weakest Scoring Season
Points per game below that year's league average.
Record holder Aidan · 2017 · Bro Who TF is Skylar · 4–9
−23.2/gm
24
Most Points Against per Game
The league saved its best for you.
Record holder Coby · 2018 · Conner · 5–8
159.52
25
Fewest Points Against per Game
Opponents went cold every week.
Record holder oren · 2025 · You are ASS-hton · 8–7
111.06
26
Most 150-Point Games in a Season
Weekly explosions in one year.
Record holder Spencer · 2019 · 🥴 · 11–4
10
27
Most Sub-80 Games in a Season
Weekly duds in one year.
Record holder evan · 2024 · Sternum · 7–7
3
28
Most Weeks Beating the Projection
Outscored Yahoo's projection, week after week.
Record holder Coby · 2024 · 🌞 · 10–6
14 of 16
29
Most Volatile Season
Widest swings week to week (standard deviation of score).
Record holder jonah · 2021 · Bread 👍🏻 · 10–5
±36.7
Starts & Finishes · 6 records
30
Best Start
Wins in a row to open the season.
Record holder Coby · 2023 · Let C.J Cook · 10–6
5–0
31
Worst Start
Losses in a row to open the season.
Record holder evan · 2021 · COOK WOMAN! · 3–11
0–7
32
Hottest Finish
Wins in a row to close the regular season.
Record holder joshua · 2018 · R.I.P Powell · 11–4
won last 9
33
Coldest Finish
Losses in a row to close the regular season.
Record holder Max · 2017 · Letsmaketheyoffs · 5–8
lost last 6
34
Biggest Turnaround
Most regular-season wins gained from one season to the next.
Record holder Max · 2022: 3–11 → 2023: 9–5
+6 wins
35
Biggest Collapse
Most regular-season wins lost from one season to the next.
Record holder Ethan · 2019: 8–5 → 2021: 2–12
−6 wins
Playoff Oddities · 6 records
36
Best Team to Miss the Playoffs
Most regular-season wins (then points) without a playoff spot.
Record holder Zach · 2023 · ROODIE’s Rascals · #7 seed · 1,810.4 pts
7–7
37
Worst Team to Make the Playoffs
Fewest regular-season wins (then points) that still got in.
Record holder Max · 2019 · fuck you zach · #6 seed · 1,816.8 pts
6–7
38
Lowest Seed to Win It All
Champions who did it the hard way.
Record holder Tyler · 2021 · $200 Donation · 9–5
#4 seed
39
Top Seed Flops
No. 1 seeds and where they actually finished.
Record holder Zach · 2022 · Steppin on Diggas · 10–4
finished 4th
40
Worst Record by a Champion
The banners that came with an asterisk.
Record holder Lewis · 2016 · Call Me Champ · #4 seed
7–6
41
Best Last-Place Team
Most points by a team that finished dead last.
Record holder Coby · 2018 · Conner · 5–8
2,056.1

Only games that mattered count: regular-season games and playoff games while a team was still alive in the winners bracket. Consolation games, third-place games and weeks after elimination are left out of every record.