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The weekly matchup desk

Matchup Hype

Season2024
W9Week
6Games
Standing · No. 12
The Rise of Bread 👍🏻
jonah · 4–10
145.32
Final points · proj 125.0
Standing · No. 2
I Hate Zay/Thems
Ethan · 9–5
163.88
Final points · proj 126.6
Ethan won by 18.56309.2 combined
Playoff rematchCoin flip
14 counted meetings · 2 in the playoffs

All-time series

jonahHead to headEthan
8Regular-season wins5
1Playoff wins1
2,092Total points1,988
5Longest win streak3
103.22Last meeting · 2026 W488.48
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Player performances

Notable moments

Eruption
QB Tom Brady
Ethan · 2017 · Week 2
38.25 pts
Standout
QB Drew Brees
jonah · 2016 · Week 15
38.25 pts
Standout
WR Christian Kirk
jonah · 2019 · Week 10
37.80 pts
Standout
RB Tony Pollard
Ethan · 2022 · Week 11
36.90 pts
Week 9 lineups

Who they rolled out

The Rise of Bread 👍🏻
  • QBQBPatrick Mahomes24.54
  • WRWRJustin Jefferson21.58
  • WRWRCalvin Ridley12.30
  • WRWRRomeo Doubs6.80
  • RBRBDerrick Henry26.30
  • RBRBJames Cook III11.90
  • TETEDalton Schultz5.10
  • W/R/TRBKareem Hunt18.70
  • KKAustin Seibert8.10
  • DEFDEFBengals10.00
  • BNQBTua Tagovailoa17.54
  • BNRBRay Davis17.00
  • BNWRRome Odunze15.40
  • BNRBBucky Irving6.40
  • BNWRDiontae Johnson0.00
  • BNWRJordan Whittington0.00
  • IRWRHollywood Brown0.00
I Hate Zay/Thems
  • QBQBKirk Cousins17.78
  • WRWRZay Flowers29.70
  • WRWRDavante Adams22.10
  • WRWRMalik Nabers14.90
  • RBRBJosh Jacobs12.80
  • RBRBJonathan Taylor8.90
  • TETEZach Ertz1.50
  • W/R/TWRJaxon Smith-Njigba37.00
  • KKJason Sanders9.20
  • DEFDEFRavens10.00
  • BNTEJake Ferguson14.10
  • BNQBJordan Love10.92
  • BNWRJalen Tolbert10.90
  • BNRBEmanuel Wilson9.90
  • BNWRParker Washington7.10
  • IRRBTyjae Spears0.00
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