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10 seasons loggedManager profilePro Bowl
jonah
1× league champion
Record
77–53
Win %
.592
Points for
17,913.3
Legacy
79.3
THE CHASING PACK
Titles
1
Runner-ups
1
Playoff trips
7
Playoff rec
4–6
Reg. titles
2
Pts titles
1
Locker room · 14 managers
Regular season · playoffs broken out
Career
Seasons
10
2016–2026
Record
77–53
Win %
.592
All-play %
54.5%
vs median
75–55
Points for
17,913
Points against
16,646
PF / season
1,791.3
PPG
137.79
Lineup IQ
91.0%
of optimal
Best week
218.65
2021 W5
Worst week
92.94
2024 W11
Playoff record
4–6
Playoff PF
1,356
Weekly high scores
11
+5.6 wins lucky · 71.4 wins expected from all-play
Record book · 37 held · top three on 40 more
jonah's records
Bragging rights
32 records
- Career WinsWinning · 81–59 · 10 seasons81
- Best Win PercentageWinning · 81–5957.9%
- Career All-Play WinsWinning · 737–614737
- Blowout WinsWinning · blowouts in 140 games36
- Playoff AppearancestiedHardware · of 10 seasons7
- Easiest Career ScheduleLuck & Schedule · 10 seasons97.3
- Lineup EfficiencyLineup IQ · 140 lineups91.0%
- Best Avg Regular-Season FinishtiedFinishes · 9 finished seasons · best 1, worst 124.22
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- Most Top-Three Regular SeasonstiedFinishes · 9 finished seasons5
- Best Average MarginScoring · 140 games+8.29
- Most Wins in a SeasontiedBest Seasons · 2016 · Lets Get PhyZekiel · 12–312
- Best Lineup EfficiencyBest Seasons · 2018 · DrinksOnMeBoys · 11–495.5%
- Most Volatile SeasonSeason Averages · 2021 · Bread 👍🏻 · 10–5±36.7
- Highest Combined ScoreScoring · 2021 · Week 5 · 218.65–171.30389.95
- Closest Championship GameChampionship Games · 2018 · Week 16 · Playoffs · vs joshua+0.50
- Most-Played RivalrytiedRivalries · 14–3 series17 games
- Most Lopsided RivalrytiedRivalries · 6 meetings5–1
- Longest Head-to-Head StreakRivalries · 17 meetings · 14–312 straight
- Biggest Total BeatdownRivalries · 17 meetings · 14–3+366.4
- Franchise PlayersPlayer Performances · Jonathan Taylor · 39 starts804.3
- QB CrownPosition Crowns · career QB points3,179.2
- K CrownPosition Crowns · career K points1,259.2
- Most Rushing YardsTeam Stats · Single Week · 2025 W10 · Bread 👍434 yds
- Most Receiving TDstiedTeam Stats · Single Week · 2023 W5 · Bread 👍🏻‘s Super Bowl8 TD
- Most Defensive TDstiedTeam Stats · Single Week · 2025 W11 · Bread 👍2 TD
- Most Defensive TDstiedPlayer Stats · Single Week · Steelers · 2025 W112 TD
- Top-Half StreakWeekly Streaks · 2016 W3 → 2016 W1210 weeks
- Championship StreaktiedSeason Streaks · ending 20181 title
- Win MilestonestiedMilestone Wall · reached 2025 W1275 wins
- Points MilestonestiedMilestone Wall · reached 2025 W1117,500 points
- Best Career DrafterDraft · 160 picks · 48% hit rate+9.1/pick
- Most Starts From One PickupWaivers & FAAB · Adam Vinatieri · 2016 · +35.515 starts
Hall of shame
5 records
- Playoff LossestiedHardware · 4–66
- Coldest FinishtiedStarts & Finishes · 2024 · The Rise of Bread 👍🏻 · 4–10lost last 6
- Top Seed FlopstiedPlayoff Oddities · 2017 · ethan's a queer · 9–4finished 4th
- Most Interceptions ThrownTeam Stats · Career · all-time51 INT
- Worst StarttiedLineup Decisions · Bengals (DEF) · 2025 W8-4.00
Season by season
The résumé
| Year | Team | Record | PF | Seed | Finish | Draft |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 |  Bread 👍 | 4–4 | 1,098.1 | 6 | in progress | A |
| 2025 | Bread 👍 | 8–6 | 1,824.8 | 4 | 4th | B- |
| 2024 | The Rise of Bread 👍🏻 | 4–10 | 1,685.1 | 12 | 11th | C+ |
| 2023 | Bread 👍🏻‘s Super Bowl | 9–5 | 1,816.7 | 3 | 6th | A+ |
| 2022 |  Bread 👍🏻 is Dead | 6–8 | 1,764.6 | 8 | 10th | C+ |
| 2021 |  Bread 👍🏻 | 10–4 | 2,105.7 | 2 | 3rd | A |
| 2019 | Back to Back? | 7–6 | 1,824.0 | 5 | 5th | A |
| 2018 | DrinksOnMeBoys | 9–4 | 2,030.7 | 2 | 1st | A+ |
| 2017 |  ethan's a queer | 9–4 | 1,800.1 | 1 | 4th | A- |
| 2016 | Lets Get PhyZekiel | 11–2 | 1,963.6 | 1 | 2nd | A+ |
Hung from the rafters
Championships
- 2018DrinksOnMeBoysdef. joshua 145.4–144.9
Head-to-head receipts
Against every rival
| Opponent | Reg. | Playoffs | Pts for–against | Streak | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Max | 14–3 | — | 2,440–2,073 | W1 | Fight card → |
| Aidan | 9–5 | 0–1 | 2,146–1,918 | W1 | Fight card → |
| Ethan | 8–5 | 1–1 | 2,092–1,988 | W3 | Fight card → |
| oren | 11–3 | 1–0 | 2,131–1,798 | L1 | Fight card → |
| Lewis | 7–4 | 0–1 | 1,678–1,628 | L1 | Fight card → |
| Coby | 5–5 | 0–1 | 1,500–1,444 | L1 | Fight card → |
| evan | 6–4 | 1–0 | 1,525–1,422 | W1 | Fight card → |
| Spencer | 6–4 | 0–1 | 1,457–1,292 | L1 | Fight card → |
| Zach | 4–7 | — | 1,421–1,505 | L1 | Fight card → |
| dylan | 3–4 | — | 866–895 | L2 | Fight card → |
| Tyler | 2–4 | 0–1 | 947–1,009 | L1 | Fight card → |
| joshua | 0–5 | 1–0 | 809–911 | L1 | Fight card → |
| A.J. | 2–0 | — | 258–227 | W2 | Fight card → |
Franchise players
Who carried them
- RBJonathan Taylor45 starts865.4
- WRTyreek Hill31 starts642.3
- TETravis Kelce44 starts637.5
- QBPatrick Mahomes30 starts568.7
- WRMike Evans30 starts468.3
- QBKirk Cousins19 starts438.0
Front office record
Moves that paid
Trades
8
Trade net
+7.1
useful pts/wk
Draft
100th
pct in league
Best pickups
- QBCarson Wentz2017+46.0
- KAdam Vinatieri2016+35.5
- WRTroy Franklin2025+22.1
- DEFJets2019+21.0
- WRCurtis Samuel2022+21.0