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6 seasons logged
Manager profileStarter
dylan
Record
41–37
Win %
.526
Points for
9,946.7
Legacy
39.9
MIDDLE OF THE PACK
Titles
0
Runner-ups
1
Playoff trips
3
Playoff rec
2–3
Reg. titles
0
Pts titles
1
Locker room · 14 managers
Regular season · playoffs broken out

Career

Seasons
6
2021–2026
Record
41–37
Win %
.526
All-play %
49.7%
vs median
40–38
Points for
9,947
Points against
9,924
PF / season
1,657.8
PPG
127.52
Lineup IQ
89.8%
of optimal
Best week
192.96
2023 W13
Worst week
65.45
2021 W8
Playoff record
2–3
Playoff PF
648
Weekly high scores
3
+2.2 wins lucky · 38.8 wins expected from all-play
Record book · 15 held · top three on 19 more

dylan's records

Record book →
Bragging rights
10 records
Show 2 more
Hall of shame
5 records
Season by season

The résumé

YearTeamRecordPFSeedFinishDraft
2026
The HackRutshow
2–6880.511in progressC-
2025
The HackRutshow
9–51,772.122ndB
2024
The HackRutshow
5–91,756.31012thD+
2023
Smiths PITT stinks MAN
8–61,938.743rdA
2022
hackrutshow
10–41,848.523rdA-
2021
RapSophs dank Pitts Man
7–71,750.7710thB-
Head-to-head receipts

Against every rival

OpponentReg.PlayoffsPts for–againstStreak
Aidan3–51–01,162–1,235L1Fight card →
Coby3–40–21,129–1,195W1Fight card →
Lewis5–31–01,097–1,150L1Fight card →
Spencer5–30–11,110–999W3Fight card →
Tyler4–4—1,106–1,030L2Fight card →
Ethan2–5—874–992L1Fight card →
jonah4–3—895–866W2Fight card →
Max4–3—941–905L1Fight card →
evan4–2—735–716L1Fight card →
oren4–2—756–717W1Fight card →
Zach3–3—791–794L2Fight card →
Franchise players

Who carried them

  • WRMichael Pittman Jr.29 starts444.8
  • QBAaron Rodgers16 starts413.6
  • RBChristian McCaffrey20 starts408.6
  • QBJalen Hurts14 starts369.6
  • WRAmari Cooper30 starts361.6
  • TETrey McBride22 starts343.4
Front office record

Moves that paid

Trades
12
Trade net
−6.5
useful pts/wk
Draft
62th
pct in league
Best pickups
  • WRElijah Moore2021+28.4
  • QBSam Darnold2024+27.9
  • QBSam Darnold2024+27.9
  • KEvan McPherson2025+19.6
  • DEFTitans2022+19.0
The Rafters