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10 seasons logged
Manager profileStarter
Aidan
Record
65–65
Win %
.500
Points for
17,446.8
Legacy
37.2
UNDERACHIEVER
Titles
0
Runner-ups
0
Playoff trips
5
Playoff rec
4–5
Reg. titles
0
Pts titles
1
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Regular season · playoffs broken out

Career

Seasons
10
2016–2026
Record
65–65
Win %
.500
All-play %
52.4%
vs median
68–62
Points for
17,447
Points against
17,329
PF / season
1,744.7
PPG
134.21
Lineup IQ
89.3%
of optimal
Best week
216.05
2018 W14
Worst week
68.34
2023 W5
Playoff record
4–5
Playoff PF
1,310
Weekly high scores
12
−2.4 wins unlucky · 67.4 wins expected from all-play
Record book · 22 held · top three on 36 more

Aidan's records

Record book →
Bragging rights
13 records
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Hall of shame
9 records
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Season by season

The résumé

YearTeamRecordPFSeedFinishDraft
2026
FREEDOM 🦅🎆🇺🇸
5–31,089.65in progressB
2025
FREEDOM 🦅🎆🇺🇸
8–61,956.133rdA+
2024
FREEDOM 🦅🎆🇺🇸
7–72,008.663rdA-
2023
Let Lamar Cook
8–61,783.764thA-
2022
Let Russ Cook
5–91,726.3109thC-
2021
It’s In Allah’s Hands Now 🤲
10–42,026.435thA-
2019
FuckFantasyFootball
6–71,684.087thC+
2018
Milf Hunt-ers
6–71,950.663rdB
2017
Bro Who TF is Skylar
4–91,429.4107thF
2016
COXxMAMBA
6–71,792.377thB-
Head-to-head receipts

Against every rival

OpponentReg.PlayoffsPts for–againstStreak
Coby9–60–22,338–2,356W2Fight card →
jonah5–91–01,918–2,146L1Fight card →
Ethan7–6—1,834–1,661L2Fight card →
evan8–41–01,867–1,555W4Fight card →
Spencer4–8—1,603–1,594L3Fight card →
Zach6–51–01,753–1,644W5Fight card →
Max4–51–11,466–1,513L1Fight card →
oren4–7—1,403–1,580W1Fight card →
dylan5–30–11,235–1,162W1Fight card →
joshua5–30–11,158–1,139W1Fight card →
Lewis4–5—1,116–1,143W1Fight card →
Tyler3–4—957–956L2Fight card →
A.J.1–0—109–94W1Fight card →
Franchise players

Who carried them

  • RBBijan Robinson32 starts673.9
  • WRCooper Kupp28 starts587.9
  • QBLamar Jackson29 starts525.7
  • QBMatthew Stafford19 starts476.0
  • QBPatrick Mahomes14 starts474.0
  • KHarrison Butker44 starts395.3
Front office record

Moves that paid

Trades
20
Trade net
+5.2
useful pts/wk
Draft
85th
pct in league
Best pickups
  • RBAaron Jones Sr.2018+41.0
  • DEFRavens2023+33.0
  • DEFEagles2022+32.0
  • WRTyrell Williams2016+29.1
  • WRJuJu Smith-Schuster2017+28.7