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evan
Record
59–71
Win %
.454
Points for
16,932.2
Legacy
17.1
ON THE ROPES
Titles
0
Runner-ups
0
Playoff trips
3
Playoff rec
1–3
Reg. titles
0
Pts titles
0
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Regular season · playoffs broken out

Career

Seasons
10
2016–2026
Record
59–71
Win %
.454
All-play %
47.0%
vs median
61–69
Points for
16,932
Points against
17,186
PF / season
1,693.2
PPG
130.25
Lineup IQ
87.6%
of optimal
Best week
218.35
2018 W4
Worst week
72.70
2024 W10
Playoff record
1–3
Playoff PF
483
Weekly high scores
13
−2.4 wins unlucky · 61.4 wins expected from all-play
Record book · 25 held · top three on 25 more

evan's records

Record book →
Bragging rights
12 records
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Hall of shame
13 records
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Season by season

The résumé

YearTeamRecordPFSeedFinishDraft
2026
Sternum
4–41,074.97in progressA-
2025
Sternum
7–71,873.365thA-
2024
Sternum
7–71,741.487thB-
2023
Sternum
7–71,701.797thC
2022
Sternum
6–81,697.298thF
2021
COOK WOMAN!
3–111,700.61111thD+
2019
COOK WOMAN!
6–71,687.878thF
2018
III Year Drought
6–72,042.454thA-
2017
StillsBitching
9–41,763.723rdD+
2016
evan's Team
4–91,649.3109thF
Head-to-head receipts

Against every rival

OpponentReg.PlayoffsPts for–againstStreak
Max7–8—1,957–2,100L1Fight card →
oren7–8—1,912–1,872L3Fight card →
Lewis5–9—1,823–1,856L1Fight card →
Aidan4–80–11,555–1,867L4Fight card →
Ethan10–3—1,816–1,514W2Fight card →
Coby5–7—1,650–1,660W2Fight card →
Spencer3–81–01,434–1,557L1Fight card →
jonah4–60–11,422–1,525L1Fight card →
Zach4–5—1,216–1,160W1Fight card →
dylan2–4—716–735W1Fight card →
joshua2–30–1837–879W1Fight card →
Tyler5–1—853–800W5Fight card →
A.J.1–1—225–209L1Fight card →
Franchise players

Who carried them

  • QBJosh Allen28 starts664.2
  • WRMike Evans41 starts626.5
  • RBSaquon Barkley32 starts587.6
  • KBrandon Aubrey41 starts454.5
  • WRGeorge Pickens26 starts380.2
  • RBAaron Jones Sr.25 starts367.1
Front office record

Moves that paid

Trades
28
Trade net
+2.7
useful pts/wk
Draft
15th
pct in league
Best pickups
  • KGreg Zuerlein2017+66.0
  • RBKyren Williams2023+58.9
  • DEFSeahawks2025+56.0
  • QBJustin Fields2022+53.7
  • QBDeshaun Watson2017+52.4