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10 seasons loggedManager profileStarter
Ethan
1× league champion
Record
57–73
Win %
.438
Points for
16,889.5
Legacy
37.6
UNDERACHIEVER
Titles
1
Runner-ups
1
Playoff trips
4
Playoff rec
6–3
Reg. titles
0
Pts titles
0
Locker room · 14 managers
Regular season · playoffs broken out
Career
Seasons
10
2016–2026
Record
57–73
Win %
.438
All-play %
46.9%
vs median
60–70
Points for
16,889
Points against
17,761
PF / season
1,688.9
PPG
129.92
Lineup IQ
89.9%
of optimal
Best week
226.90
2021 W4
Worst week
71.00
2025 W14
Playoff record
6–3
Playoff PF
1,418
Weekly high scores
12
−3.6 wins unlucky · 60.6 wins expected from all-play
Record book · 24 held · top three on 32 more
Ethan's records
Bragging rights
15 records
- Most High-Score WeeksBest Seasons · 2022 · Chasing Brins · 10–75
- Biggest TurnaroundtiedStarts & Finishes · 2021: 2–12 → 2022: 8–6+6 wins
- Highest Team ScoreScoring · 2021 · Week 4 · vs Zach226.90
- Beat the Projection by the MostProjections · 2021 · Week 4 · vs Zach+85.50
- Biggest Gap Over the FieldWeekly Context · 2021 · Week 4 · vs Zach+73.65
- Most-Played RivalrytiedRivalries · 10–7 series17 games
- DEF CrowntiedPosition Crowns · career DEF points1,334.0
- Most Total TouchdownsTeam Stats · Career · all-time380 TD
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- Most Defensive TDstiedTeam Stats · Single Week · 2024 W13 · I Hate Zay/Thems2 TD
- Most Defensive TDstiedTeam Stats · Season · 2024 · I Hate Zay/Thems8 TD
- Most Defensive TDstiedPlayer Stats · Single Week · Broncos · 2024 W132 TD
- Championship StreaktiedSeason Streaks · ending 20241 title
- Points MilestonestiedMilestone Wall · reached 2026 W217,500 points
- Most Frequent Trade PartnersTrades ·9 trades
- Career Trade ValueTrades · 26 graded trades+23.1/wk
Hall of shame
9 records
- Low-Score WeeksScoring · basement weeks in 139 games19
- Hardest Career ScheduleLuck & Schedule · 10 seasons103.0
- Most Losses in a SeasonLowlights · 2021 · I give up #AaronHernandez · 2–1212
- Unluckiest SeasontiedLuck & Schedule · 2021 · I give up #AaronHernandez · 2–12−3.0 wins
- Biggest CollapsetiedStarts & Finishes · 2019: 8–5 → 2021: 2–12−6 wins
- Worst StarttiedLineup Decisions · Panthers (DEF) · 2026 W7-4.00
- Most Duds in One LineupLineup Decisions · zero-or-worse starters · 2016 W9 · Giovani Bernard, David Johnson, Stephen Gostkowski3
- Fewest Touchdowns in a WeektiedTeam Stats · Fewest · 2024 W10 · 82.1 pts0 TD
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- Sub-100 SkidtiedDroughts · 2021 W9 → 2021 W113 games
Season by season
The résumé
| Year | Team | Record | PF | Seed | Finish | Draft |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 |  The king (Henry) in the north | 2–6 | 923.5 | 9 | in progress | C+ |
| 2025 | Reigning Champ | 5–9 | 1,717.3 | 11 | 8th | D |
| 2024 | I Hate Zay/Thems | 9–5 | 1,826.1 | 2 | 1st | B |
| 2023 | Whole team to score +620692 🔒 | 7–7 | 1,782.5 | 8 | 10th | C+ |
| 2022 | Chasing Brins | 8–6 | 1,841.0 | 5 | 2nd | B |
| 2021 | I give up #AaronHernandez | 2–12 | 1,790.5 | 12 | 8th | D |
| 2019 | Max’s big ass boots | 8–5 | 1,812.6 | 4 | 4th | B- |
| 2018 | Ethans awesome team! | 6–7 | 1,834.3 | 7 | 9th | D+ |
| 2017 | I wasn't even flexin | 4–9 | 1,534.6 | 9 | 8th | D |
| 2016 |  Tytouchdown | 6–7 | 1,827.1 | 6 | 4th | A |
Hung from the rafters
Championships
- 2024I Hate Zay/Themsdef. Coby 172.2–153.5
Head-to-head receipts
Against every rival
| Opponent | Reg. | Playoffs | Pts for–against | Streak | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coby | 5–9 | 2–1 | 2,341–2,632 | L2 | Fight card → |
| jonah | 5–8 | 1–1 | 1,988–2,092 | L3 | Fight card → |
| oren | 8–7 | — | 2,000–1,906 | L3 | Fight card → |
| Spencer | 7–6 | 0–1 | 1,837–1,973 | W1 | Fight card → |
| Aidan | 6–7 | — | 1,661–1,834 | W2 | Fight card → |
| evan | 3–10 | — | 1,514–1,816 | L2 | Fight card → |
| Max | 2–9 | — | 1,314–1,525 | L4 | Fight card → |
| Lewis | 4–6 | — | 1,288–1,319 | W2 | Fight card → |
| Tyler | 5–3 | 2–0 | 1,430–1,352 | W2 | Fight card → |
| Zach | 4–4 | 1–0 | 1,307–1,174 | L1 | Fight card → |
| dylan | 5–2 | — | 992–874 | W1 | Fight card → |
| joshua | 2–2 | — | 470–486 | W1 | Fight card → |
| A.J. | 1–0 | — | 166–146 | W1 | Fight card → |
Franchise players
Who carried them
- WRDavante Adams35 starts613.8
- WRA.J. Brown25 starts430.1
- RBDavid Johnson17 starts405.5
- QBDeshaun Watson15 starts400.5
- QBAaron Rodgers16 starts389.7
- WRZay Flowers30 starts383.8
Front office record
Moves that paid
Trades
26
Trade net
+23.1
useful pts/wk
Draft
23th
pct in league
Best pickups
- DEFBears2018+90.5
- KJason Sanders2024+44.4
- DEFDolphins2023+37.0
- DEFDolphins2023+37.0
- TEAustin Hooper2018+34.2