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oren
Record
56–74
Win %
.431
Points for
16,941.1
Legacy
8.7
THE LEAGUE'S WORST
Titles
0
Runner-ups
0
Playoff trips
1
Playoff rec
0–1
Reg. titles
0
Pts titles
0
Locker room · 14 managers
Regular season · playoffs broken out
Career
Seasons
10
2016–2026
Record
56–74
Win %
.431
All-play %
47.5%
vs median
61–69
Points for
16,941
Points against
17,196
PF / season
1,694.1
PPG
130.32
Lineup IQ
89.9%
of optimal
Best week
182.60
2024 W13
Worst week
79.72
2022 W7
Playoff record
0–1
Playoff PF
106
Weekly high scores
5
−5.6 wins unlucky · 61.6 wins expected from all-play
Record book · 24 held · top three on 31 more
oren's records
Bragging rights
16 records
- Best Season Win %Best Seasons · 2026 · Harvey’s Golden Shower · 7–187.5%
- Easiest ScheduleLuck & Schedule · 2025 · You are ASS-hton · 8–788.4
- Fewest Points Against per GameSeason Averages · 2025 · You are ASS-hton · 8–7111.06
- Biggest Projected UpsetProjections · 2019 · Week 10 · vs Cobydog by 40.1
- Most Passing TDstiedPlayer Stats · Single Week · Joe Burrow · 2026 W85 TD
- Most Receiving TDstiedTeam Stats · Single Week · 2025 W9 · You are ASS-hton8 TD
- Most Receiving TDsPlayer Stats · Single Week · Travis Kelce · 2022 W54 TD
- Most Total TouchdownstiedTeam Stats · Single Week · 2026 W8 · Harvey’s Golden Shower13 TD
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- Most Total TouchdownstiedPlayer Stats · Single Week · Joe Burrow · 2026 W86 TD
- Most Defensive TDstiedTeam Stats · Single Week · 2023 W2 · Can’t Dell Me Nothing2 TD
- Most Defensive TDstiedPlayer Stats · Single Week · Steelers · 2023 W22 TD
- Most Defensive SacksTeam Stats · Single Week · 2025 W12 · You are ASS-hton10 sacks
- Most Defensive SacksTeam Stats · Season · 2025 · You are ASS-hton68 sacks
- Most Defensive SacksTeam Stats · Career · all-time205 sacks
- Most Defensive SacksPlayer Stats · Single Week · Browns · 2025 W1210 sacks
- Most Touchdowns per GameTeam Stats · Season · 2026 · 61 TD in 8 games7.63/gm
Hall of shame
8 records
- Heartbreak LossestiedWinning · heartbreaks in 131 games11
- Unluckiest CareerLuck & Schedule · 56 actual vs 61.6 expected−5.6 wins
- Worst Avg Regular-Season FinishFinishes · 9 finished seasons · best 5, worst 108.11
- Most Bottom-Three Regular SeasonsFinishes · 2016, 2017, 2018, 2021, 2023 · of 9 seasons5
- Top-Half DroughttiedDroughts · 2023 W12 → 2024 W69 weeks
- Playoff DroughtDroughts · through 20248 seasons
- Championship DroughttiedDroughts · through 2025 · still going9 seasons
- Bottom-Half StreaktiedDroughts · 2023 W12 → 2024 W69 weeks
Season by season
The résumé
| Year | Team | Record | PF | Seed | Finish | Draft |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 |  Harvey’s Golden Shower | 7–1 | 1,127.5 | 1 | in progress | C |
| 2025 |  You are ASS-hton | 8–6 | 1,648.7 | 5 | 6th | C+ |
| 2024 | I have CMC so die | 7–7 | 1,784.7 | 7 | 8th | F |
| 2023 |  Can’t Dell Me Nothing | 5–9 | 1,728.6 | 10 | 9th | D |
| 2022 |  FIND GOD(win) | 7–7 | 1,783.7 | 7 | 7th | B- |
| 2021 |  I had Karlos so die | 4–10 | 1,827.8 | 10 | 7th | C- |
| 2019 | I had Karlos now LJ | 5–8 | 1,769.3 | 9 | 11th | D+ |
| 2018 |  Ka’imi | 4–9 | 1,931.6 | 9 | 8th | C- |
| 2017 |  Never at Science? | 4–9 | 1,639.8 | 8 | 10th | B- |
| 2016 |  I have Karlos so die | 5–8 | 1,699.6 | 8 | 10th | D |
Head-to-head receipts
Against every rival
| Opponent | Reg. | Playoffs | Pts for–against | Streak | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ethan | 7–8 | — | 1,906–2,000 | W3 | Fight card → |
| evan | 8–7 | — | 1,872–1,912 | W3 | Fight card → |
| jonah | 3–11 | 0–1 | 1,798–2,131 | W1 | Fight card → |
| Coby | 5–9 | — | 1,910–1,904 | W1 | Fight card → |
| Spencer | 5–8 | — | 1,659–1,619 | W1 | Fight card → |
| Aidan | 7–4 | — | 1,580–1,403 | L1 | Fight card → |
| Lewis | 4–6 | — | 1,307–1,332 | W1 | Fight card → |
| Max | 8–2 | — | 1,426–1,195 | W3 | Fight card → |
| Zach | 4–6 | — | 1,354–1,405 | W1 | Fight card → |
| Tyler | 2–5 | — | 845–912 | W1 | Fight card → |
| dylan | 2–4 | — | 717–756 | L1 | Fight card → |
| joshua | 0–4 | — | 549–638 | L4 | Fight card → |
| A.J. | 1–0 | — | 124–115 | W1 | Fight card → |
Franchise players
Who carried them
- RBJoe Mixon42 starts710.7
- DEFSteelers56 starts479.0
- QBDak Prescott24 starts474.5
- WRDavante Adams28 starts469.0
- WRTerry McLaurin31 starts425.2
- WRDrake London25 starts417.1
Front office record
Moves that paid
Trades
37
Trade net
+7.4
useful pts/wk
Draft
8th
pct in league
Best pickups
- DEFSteelers2019+52.0
- WRTank Dell2023+48.8
- QBDak Prescott2017+35.1
- KBrandon Aubrey2023+32.4
- DEFChiefs2019+29.0