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Max
1× league champion
Record
55–75
Win %
.423
Points for
16,911.7
Legacy
25.1
UNDERACHIEVER
Titles
1
Runner-ups
0
Playoff trips
3
Playoff rec
2–2
Reg. titles
1
Pts titles
0
Locker room · 14 managers
Regular season · playoffs broken out
Career
Seasons
10
2016–2026
Record
55–75
Win %
.423
All-play %
45.4%
vs median
58–72
Points for
16,912
Points against
17,516
PF / season
1,691.2
PPG
130.09
Lineup IQ
88.6%
of optimal
Best week
192.00
2016 W2
Worst week
75.26
2023 W5
Playoff record
2–2
Playoff PF
498
Weekly high scores
13
−3.9 wins unlucky · 58.9 wins expected from all-play
Record book · 33 held · top three on 35 more
Max's records
Bragging rights
16 records
- Biggest TurnaroundtiedStarts & Finishes · 2022: 3–11 → 2023: 9–5+6 wins
- Worst Team to Make the PlayoffsPlayoff Oddities · 2019 · fuck you zach · #6 seed · 1,816.8 pts6–7
- Weakest Weekly High ScoreWeekly Context · 2023 · Week 9 · vs Tyler142.96
- Most-Played RivalrytiedRivalries · 14–3 series17 games
- Longest Head-to-Head StreakRivalries · 17 meetings · 14–312 straight
- Biggest Total BeatdownRivalries · 17 meetings · 14–3+366.4
- Most Rushing TDstiedTeam Stats · Single Week · 2026 W1 · Puka and Amonra6 TD
- Most Defensive TDstiedTeam Stats · Single Week · 2022 W7 · 🐧🌕2 TD
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- Most Defensive TDstiedPlayer Stats · Single Week · Cardinals · 2022 W72 TD
- Best DEF GameBest Game by Position · Eagles (DEF) · 2019 W545.00
- Championship StreaktiedSeason Streaks · ending 20231 title
- Most TradesActivity · 10 seasons47
- Most Roster MovesActivity · 65.3 a season653
- Most Frequent Trade PartnersTrades ·9 trades
- Career Waiver ValueWaivers & FAAB · 654 pickups+1,376.2
- Best Waiver SeasonWaivers & FAAB · 2018 · 51 pickups+335.6
Hall of shame
17 records
- Career LossesWinning · 57–77 · 10 seasons77
- Worst Win PercentageWinning · 57–7742.5%
- Last-Place FinishesHardware · 10 seasons3
- Most All-Play Losses in a SeasonLowlights · 2022 · 🐧🌕 · 3–11112
- Coldest FinishtiedStarts & Finishes · 2017 · Letsmaketheyoffs · 5–8lost last 6
- Highest Score in a LossMargins & Drama · 2018 · Week 4 · vs jonah186.35
- Biggest Bench GamePlayer Performances · Aaron Rodgers · 2019 W753.05
- Most Fumbles LosttiedPlayer Stats · Single Week · Baker Mayfield · 2026 W13 fum
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- Worst StarttiedLineup Decisions · Saints (DEF) · 2018 W1-4.00
- Fewest Total Touchdowns in a SeasontiedTeam Stats · Fewest · 2022 · 🐧🌕56 TD
- Fewest Passing Yards in a SeasonTeam Stats · Fewest · 2025 · PASS ME A DART2,425 yds
- Fewest Rushing Yards in a SeasonTeam Stats · Fewest · 2022 · 🐧🌕1,550 yds
- Fewest Touchdowns per GametiedTeam Stats · Fewest · 2022 · 56 TD in 14 games4.00/gm
- Longest Losing SkidWeekly Streaks · 2017 W8 → 2018 W511 straight
- Top-Half DroughttiedDroughts · 2022 W5 → 2022 W139 weeks
- Bottom-Half StreaktiedDroughts · 2022 W5 → 2022 W139 weeks
- Worst Draft SeasonDraft · 2018 · grade F−335
Season by season
The résumé
| Year | Team | Record | PF | Seed | Finish | Draft |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 |  Puka and Amonra | 3–5 | 1,051.1 | 8 | in progress | D+ |
| 2025 | PASS ME A DART | 6–8 | 1,642.3 | 10 | 12th | C- |
| 2024 |  White is Wright | 9–5 | 1,824.6 | 3 | 6th | C |
| 2023 |  FERGalicious | 9–5 | 1,854.8 | 1 | 1st | D+ |
| 2022 |  🐧🌕 | 3–11 | 1,565.4 | 12 | 12th | D |
| 2021 |  Kinghasfallen | 6–8 | 1,765.4 | 9 | 12th | F |
| 2019 |  fuck you zach | 6–7 | 1,816.8 | 6 | 6th | D |
| 2018 | Jonah is hella gay | 4–9 | 1,847.5 | 10 | 7th | F |
| 2017 | Letsmaketheyoffs | 5–8 | 1,739.9 | 7 | 9th | B |
| 2016 |  Julio think you are? | 4–9 | 1,804.1 | 9 | 8th | D+ |
Hung from the rafters
Championships
- 2023FERGaliciousdef. Coby 132.5–99.7
Head-to-head receipts
Against every rival
| Opponent | Reg. | Playoffs | Pts for–against | Streak | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| jonah | 3–14 | — | 2,073–2,440 | L1 | Fight card → |
| evan | 8–7 | — | 2,100–1,957 | W1 | Fight card → |
| Coby | 7–5 | 1–0 | 1,777–1,666 | W1 | Fight card → |
| Lewis | 5–8 | — | 1,650–1,816 | L2 | Fight card → |
| Spencer | 5–8 | — | 1,671–1,678 | L2 | Fight card → |
| Zach | 4–7 | 0–1 | 1,492–1,737 | L1 | Fight card → |
| Aidan | 5–4 | 1–1 | 1,513–1,466 | W1 | Fight card → |
| Ethan | 9–2 | — | 1,525–1,314 | W4 | Fight card → |
| oren | 2–8 | — | 1,195–1,426 | L3 | Fight card → |
| dylan | 3–4 | — | 905–941 | W1 | Fight card → |
| Tyler | 3–4 | — | 884–898 | L3 | Fight card → |
| joshua | 1–3 | — | 499–559 | W1 | Fight card → |
| A.J. | 0–1 | — | 125–151 | L1 | Fight card → |
Franchise players
Who carried them
- WRJulio Jones26 starts456.1
- QBMatt Ryan17 starts452.6
- WRCeeDee Lamb22 starts388.7
- RBAaron Jones Sr.25 starts381.7
- RBChristian McCaffrey15 starts349.6
- WRAntonio Brown17 starts336.7
Front office record
Moves that paid
Trades
47
Trade net
−60.3
useful pts/wk
Draft
0th
pct in league
Best pickups
- RBJames White2018+73.6
- RBNick Chubb2018+44.5
- WRTerrelle Pryor Sr.2016+41.7
- DEFEagles2019+36.5
- KJason Myers2025+36.2