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2026 · After week 8

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10 seasons, 894 games and 9 banners on file. Every one of them counts.

Seasons
10
Managers
14
Champions
8
Defending champion · 2025
Coby
Gunslinger from Wichita
First title9–5 regular seasonNo. 1 seed10 seasons in the league
123.3 – 115.6
def. dylan · Week 17
Every banner
Today's records
40.05pt underdog
Biggest projected upset
Yahoo had them dead.
oren · 2019 · Week 10 · vs Coby
See the matchup →Full leaderboard →
Featured matchup · Week 9

This week

Live
Max
Puka and Amonra
3–5 · #8
0.0
Live points
evan
Sternum
4–4 · #7
0.0
Live points
VS
All-time series
8–7
Max's regular-season record
Last meeting
135.8–126.2
2025 · Week 12
The long game

All-time standings

WinsTitlesWin %Points
  1. 1
    S
    Spencer
    10 seasons · 67–63
    2
    titles
  2. 2
    J
    jonah
    10 seasons · 77–53
    1
    titles
  3. 3
    C
    Coby
    10 seasons · 71–59
    1
    titles
  4. 4
    L
    Lewis
    9 seasons · 65–52
    1
    titles
  5. 5
    E
    Ethan
    10 seasons · 57–73
    1
    titles
Regular seasonFull standings
Season · 2026

The table after week 8

Season view
#TeamRecordPFPAStreak
1
Harvey’s Golden Shower
oren
7–11,127.5989.5W7
2
LeJeanty James
Lewis
6–21,126.2959.0W3
3
JAHMYR NIGGS
Tyler
6–21,114.1986.4W1
4
Jackie Roodie
Zach
5–31,176.11,112.9W1
5
FREEDOM 🦅🎆🇺🇸
Aidan
5–31,089.61,106.8L1
6
Bread 👍
jonah
4–41,098.11,070.4W2
7
Sternum
evan
4–41,074.91,029.3L1
8
Puka and Amonra
Max
3–51,051.11,044.6L4
9
The king (Henry) in the north
Ethan
2–6923.51,018.2W1
10
Gunslinger from wichita
Coby
2–6908.61,073.7L1
11
The HackRutshow
dylan
2–6880.51,033.5L5
12
Sutton on MyConkey
Spencer
2–6861.41,007.4L3
Gold rule marks the playoff line (6 teams).
The vitamins Ledger · Week 8
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Record watch · 2026 week 8

9 records changed hands

Record book →
  • Tied the recordTeam Stats · Single Week
    Most Total Touchdowns
    oren
    2026 W8 · Harvey’s Golden Shower
    13 TD
    Matches: Coby · 13 TD · 2025 W5 · Gunslinger from Wichita
    See the matchup Leaderboard
  • Tied the recordPlayer Stats · Single Week
    Most Total Touchdowns
    oren
    Joe Burrow · 2026 W8
    6 TD
    Matches: evan · 6 TD · Josh Allen · 2025 W11
    See the matchup Leaderboard
  • Tied the recordTeam Stats · Single Week
    Most Fumbles Lost
    Tyler
    2026 W8 · JAHMYR NIGGS
    4 fum
    Matches: Lewis · 4 fum · 2025 W5 · Brr
    See the matchup Leaderboard
  • On paceBest Seasons
    Best Season Win %
    oren
    2026 · Harvey’s Golden Shower · 7–1
    87.5%
    Previously: jonah · 80.0% · 2016 · Lets Get PhyZekiel · 12–3
    Leaderboard
  • On paceTeam Stats · Season
    Most Touchdowns per Game
    oren
    2026 · 61 TD in 8 games
    7.63/gm
    Previously: Coby · 6.31/gm · 2024 · 101 TD in 16 games
    Leaderboard
  • New all-time leaderPosition Crowns
    DEF Crown
    Ethan
    career DEF points
    1,334.0
    Previously: Spencer · 1,329.0 · career DEF points
    Leaderboard
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  • New all-time leaderRivalries
    Most Even Rivalry
    Coby & Tyler
    8 meetings · avg margin 20.3
    4–4
    Previously: Aidan & Tyler · 3–3 · 6 meetings · avg margin 16.2
    Open the rivalry Leaderboard
  • New all-time lowWinning
    Worst Win Percentage
    Max
    57–77
    42.5%
    Previously: oren · 42.3% · 55–75
    Leaderboard
  • New all-time lowLuck & Schedule
    Hardest Career Schedule
    Ethan
    10 seasons
    103.0
    Previously: Tyler · 104.3 · 5 seasons
    Leaderboard
Earlier this season · 32 more
Week 7
  • New recordTeam Stats · Single Week
    Most Receiving Yards
    Lewis
    2026 W7 · LeJeanty James
    604 yds
    Previously: Zach · 596 yds · 2024 W13 · SMITH likes BROWN girls
    See the matchup Leaderboard
  • New all-time leaderWinning
    Career All-Play Wins
    jonah
    730–610
    730
    Previously: Coby · 725 · 725–604
    Leaderboard
  • New all-time leaderPosition Crowns
    DEF Crown
    Spencer
    career DEF points
    1,329.0
    Previously: Ethan · 1,325.0 · career DEF points
    Leaderboard
  • Tied the recordRivalries
    Most-Played Rivalry
    Coby & Ethan
    10–7 series
    17 games
    Matches: Aidan & Coby · 17 games · 9–8 series
    Open the rivalry Leaderboard
Week 6
  • New recordTeam Stats · Single Week
    Most Receptions
    Lewis
    2026 W6 · LeJeanty James
    54 rec
    Previously: Coby · 45 rec · 2023 W3 · Let C.J Cook
    See the matchup Leaderboard
  • Tied the recordScoring
    High-Score Weeks
    Lewis
    124 games
    14
    Matches: Coby · 14 · 139 games
    Leaderboard
  • New all-time leaderScoring
    Beats the Projection
    Lewis
    67 of 124 games
    54.0%
    Previously: Tyler · 54.3% · 44 of 81 games
    Leaderboard
  • New all-time leaderRivalries
    Most-Played Rivalry
    Aidan & Coby
    9–8 series
    17 games
    Previously: Coby & Ethan · 16 games · 9–7 series
    Open the rivalry Leaderboard
  • Tied the recordWinning
    Career Losses
    Max
    57–75 · 10 seasons
    75
    Matches: Ethan · 75 · 61–75 · 10 seasons
    Leaderboard
  • Tied the recordWinning
    Heartbreak Losses
    evan
    heartbreaks in 132 games
    11
    Matches: oren · 11 · heartbreaks in 128 games
    Leaderboard
Week 5
  • New all-time leaderRivalries
    Most Lopsided Rivalry
    joshua & jonah
    6 meetings
    5–1
    Previously: jonah & oren · 12–2 · 14 meetings
    Open the rivalry Leaderboard
  • New all-time leaderRivalries
    Biggest Total Beatdown
    jonah & Max
    16 meetings · 13–3
    +337.6
    Previously: jonah & oren · +338.4 · 14 meetings · 12–2
    Open the rivalry Leaderboard
  • Tied the recordWinning
    Career Losses
    Ethan
    61–75 · 10 seasons
    75
    Matches: oren · 75 · 52–75 · 10 seasons
    Leaderboard
  • New all-time lowScoring
    Low-Score Weeks
    Ethan
    basement weeks in 136 games
    18
    Previously: Max · 17 · basement weeks in 130 games
    Leaderboard
Week 4
  • New all-time leaderPosition Crowns
    TE Crown
    evan
    career TE points
    1,817.3
    Previously: jonah · 1,804.5 · career TE points
    Leaderboard
  • New all-time leaderTeam Stats · Career
    Most Passing Yards
    Coby
    all-time
    16,387 yds
    Previously: Lewis · 16,116 yds · all-time
    Leaderboard
  • Tied the recordTeam Stats · Career
    Most Receiving TDs
    Aidan
    all-time
    134 TD
    Matches: dylan · 134 TD · all-time
    Leaderboard
  • Tied the recordWeekly Streaks
    Beat-the-Projection Streak
    Lewis
    2025 W11 → 2026 W4 · active
    8 games
    Matches: Aidan · 8 games · 2024 W14 → 2025 W5
    Leaderboard
  • New all-time lowWinning
    Career All-Play Losses
    Spencer
    592–716
    716
    Previously: Max · 710 · 587–710
    Leaderboard
  • Tied the recordScoring
    Low-Score Weeks
    Ethan
    basement weeks in 135 games
    17
    Matches: Max · 17 · basement weeks in 129 games
    Leaderboard
Week 2
  • New recordMargins & Drama
    Lowest Score in a Win
    dylan
    2026 · Week 2 · vs Spencer
    83.56
    Previously: A.J. · 95.05 · 2019 · Week 12 · vs evan
    See the matchup Leaderboard
  • New recordWeekly Context
    Luckiest Win
    dylan
    2026 · Week 2 · vs Spencer
    11th of 12
    Previously: Coby · 11th of 12 · 2022 · Week 7 · vs oren
    See the matchup Leaderboard
  • New lowScoring
    Lowest Team Score
    Spencer
    2026 · Week 2 · vs dylan
    64.98
    Previously: dylan · 65.45 · 2021 · Week 8 · vs Aidan
    See the matchup Leaderboard
  • New lowScoring
    Lowest Combined Score
    Spencer & dylan
    2026 · Week 2 · 64.98–83.56
    148.54
    Previously: Ethan & oren · 172.48 · 2025 · Week 14 · 71.00–101.48
    See the matchup Leaderboard
  • New all-time leaderPosition Crowns
    TE Crown
    jonah
    career TE points
    1,790.6
    Previously: evan · 1,770.3 · career TE points
    Leaderboard
  • New all-time leaderTeam Stats · Career
    Most Defensive Sacks
    oren
    all-time
    192 sacks
    Previously: Aidan · 190 sacks · all-time
    Leaderboard
  • New all-time lowRivalries
    Lowest-Scoring Rivalry
    dylan & Spencer
    9 meetings · 5–4
    234.3
    Previously: dylan & evan · 241.7 · 6 meetings · 4–2
    Open the rivalry Leaderboard
Week 1
  • Tied the recordTeam Stats · Single Week
    Most Rushing TDs
    Max
    2026 W1 · Puka and Amonra
    6 TD
    Matches: evan · 6 TD · 2023 W13 · Sternum
    See the matchup Leaderboard
  • Tied the recordPlayer Stats · Single Week
    Most Fumbles Lost
    Max
    Baker Mayfield · 2026 W1
    3 fum
    Matches: Lewis · 3 fum · Jared Goff · 2023 W12
    See the matchup Leaderboard
  • New all-time leaderWinning
    Best All-Play Record
    Tyler
    443–338
    56.7%
    Previously: Coby · 56.4% · 712–551
    Leaderboard
  • New all-time leaderTeam Stats · Career
    Most Defensive Sacks
    Aidan
    all-time
    190 sacks
    Previously: oren · 187 sacks · all-time
    Leaderboard
  • New all-time lowTeam Stats · Career
    Most Interceptions Thrown
    jonah
    all-time
    48 INT
    Previously: Coby · 46 INT · all-time
    Leaderboard
Season 2026 · after week 8

Power rankings

  1. 1
    oren
    7–1 · Harvey’s Golden Shower
    ↑1
    66.8
    99% PO
  2. 2
    Zach
    5–3 · Jackie Roodie
    ↓1
    62.5
    96% PO
  3. 3
    Lewis
    6–2 · LeJeanty James
    — —
    61.3
    94% PO
  4. 4
    jonah
    4–4 · Bread 👍
    ↑1
    57.6
    65% PO
Full rankings
Week 9 · make your call

Weekly props

  1. 01
    Who wins the featured matchup?
    LeJeanty James vs FREEDOM 🦅🎆🇺🇸: the best projected game on the slate.
  2. 02
    Who will lead the league in scoring?
    Pick the team that finishes the week with the most points.
  3. 03
    Who will post the lowest score?
    The basement counts too. Ties pay every tied correct pick.
All weekly props
2026 · around the league

Transaction wire

  • K
    Cairo Santos
    Add · Spencer
    Nov 2
  • WR
    Kendrick Bourne
    Drop · Spencer
    Nov 2
  • WR
    Efton Chism III
    Add · jonah
    Nov 1
  • WR
    Darius Cooper
    Add · jonah
    Nov 1
  • DEF
    Lions
    Add · Tyler
    Nov 1
  • RB
    Chris Rodriguez Jr.
    Add · Lewis
    Nov 1
Full transaction wire
2026 · Week 8

Last week's results

Puka and Amonra111.1
LeJeanty James123.9
By 12.8
JAHMYR NIGGS148.5
FREEDOM 🦅🎆🇺🇸126.0
By 22.5
The king (Henry) in the north149.4
The HackRutshow102.8
Blowout
Harvey’s Golden Shower179.9
Gunslinger from wichita136.6
Blowout
Sutton on MyConkey95.7
Jackie Roodie126.5
By 30.8
Sternum121.1
Bread 👍131.8
By 10.7

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