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MatchupGame 2 · Letsmaketheyoffs vs ethan's a queer
Main event · Call Me Champ vs StillsBitchingGame 2 · Letsmaketheyoffs vs ethan's a queerGame 3 · 2 gurleys 1 cup vs Never at Science?Game 4 · Bell Jamison adams vs God Dez YouGame 5 · Bro Who TF is Skylar vs I wasn't even flexin
Standing · No. 7
Letsmaketheyoffs
Max · 5–8
125.15
Final points · proj 140.5
Standing · No. 1
ethan's a queer
jonah · 9–4
137.70
Final points · proj 139.2
jonah won by 12.55262.9 combined
Table moverCoin flip
16 counted meetings · 0 in the playoffs

All-time series

MaxHead to headjonah
3Regular-season wins14
0Playoff wins0
2,073Total points2,440
2Longest win streak12
115.40Last meeting · 2026 W7144.14
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Player performances

Notable moments

Eruption
WR Julio Jones
Max · 2016 · Week 4
48.00 pts
Standout
WR Mike Evans
jonah · 2019 · Week 3
45.00 pts
Standout
QB Lamar Jackson
jonah · 2022 · Week 2
42.62 pts
Standout
WR Tyreek Hill
jonah · 2022 · Week 2
42.00 pts
Week 13 lineups

Who they rolled out

Letsmaketheyoffs
  • QBQBCase Keenum21.25
  • WRWRA.J. Green26.70
  • WRWRAntonio Brown24.10
  • WRWRGolden Tate14.90
  • RBRBSamaje Perine9.90
  • RBRBFrank Gore6.10
  • TETEZach Ertz4.40
  • W/R/TRBDevontae Booker1.80
  • KKChris Boswell11.00
  • DEFDEFSteelers5.00
  • BNRBBilal Powell13.00
  • BNWRDontrelle Inman10.10
  • BNRBTevin Coleman7.90
  • BNDEFBengals4.00
  • BNRBDoug Martin0.00
  • BNRBAmeer Abdullah0.00
  • IRRBAaron Jones Sr.8.00
  • IRWRRobert Woods0.00
  • IRRBChris Carson0.00
ethan's a queer
  • QBQBCarson Wentz23.40
  • WRWRLarry Fitzgerald25.80
  • WRWRJarvis Landry11.20
  • WRWRAlshon Jeffery10.10
  • RBRBMelvin Gordon III14.60
  • RBRBCarlos Hyde9.60
  • TETEDelanie Walker17.30
  • W/R/TRBLatavius Murray12.70
  • KKMatt Bryant9.00
  • DEFDEFVikings4.00
  • BNQBPhilip Rivers22.00
  • BNRBC.J. Anderson15.00
  • BNWRDonte Moncrief8.70
  • BNWRJordy Nelson6.70
  • BNWRCole Beasley3.40
  • BNWRRandall Cobb0.00
Every game this week
Lewis · Call Me Champ165.0
evan · StillsBitching147.9
Max · Letsmaketheyoffs125.2
jonah · ethan's a queer137.7
Coby · 2 gurleys 1 cup153.0
oren · Never at Science?132.6
Spencer · Bell Jamison adams111.4
joshua · God Dez You123.5
Aidan · Bro Who TF is Skylar129.3
Ethan · I wasn't even flexin75.0