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The weekly matchup desk

Matchup Hype

Season2017
W7Week
5Games
Standing · No. 2
StillsBitching
evan · 9–4
117.20
Final points · proj 145.3
Standing · No. 1
ethan's a queer
jonah · 9–4
116.60
Final points · proj 145.3
evan won by 0.60233.8 combined
Main eventPlayoff rematchCoin flip
10 counted meetings · 1 in the playoffs

All-time series

evanHead to headjonah
4Regular-season wins6
0Playoff wins1
1,422Total points1,525
2Longest win streak3
121.06Last meeting · 2026 W8131.76
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Player performances

Notable moments

Eruption
QB Tom Brady
jonah · 2021 · Week 5
46.85 pts
Standout
TE Mark Andrews
evan · 2021 · Week 5
41.70 pts
Standout
QB Matt Ryan
jonah · 2019 · Week 5
39.20 pts
Standout
QB Russell Wilson
evan · 2019 · Week 5
36.60 pts
Week 7 lineups

Who they rolled out

StillsBitching
  • QBQBCarson Palmer5.10
  • WRWRMike Evans21.80
  • WRWRChris Hogan11.10
  • WRWRDemaryius Thomas2.90
  • RBRBChris Ivory9.70
  • RBRBJordan Howard6.50
  • TETETravis Kelce13.30
  • W/R/TRBJoe Mixon9.80
  • KKGreg Zuerlein17.00
  • DEFDEFRams20.00
  • BNRBMatt Forte13.20
  • BNTEGeorge Kittle2.60
  • BNWRTyrell Williams2.10
  • BNWRMartavis Bryant1.50
  • BNRBMarshawn Lynch0.90
  • BNQBDeshaun Watson0.00
ethan's a queer
  • QBQBCarson Wentz38.70
  • WRWRJarvis Landry22.30
  • WRWRAlshon Jeffery5.70
  • WRWRJordy Nelson2.30
  • RBRBCarlos Hyde12.80
  • RBRBMelvin Gordon III5.40
  • TETEDelanie Walker12.30
  • W/R/TRBC.J. Anderson7.10
  • KKMatt Bryant-1.00
  • DEFDEFVikings11.00
  • BNQBRussell Wilson32.70
  • BNRBLatavius Murray17.30
  • BNKJake Elliott12.00
  • BNWRDonte Moncrief5.00
  • BNWRCole Beasley3.40
  • BNRBC.J. Prosise0.00
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