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MatchupGame 5 · StillsBitching vs Bro Who TF is Skylar
Main event · ethan's a queer vs 2 gurleys 1 cupGame 2 · Letsmaketheyoffs vs God Dez YouGame 3 · Bell Jamison adams vs I wasn't even flexinGame 4 · Call Me Champ vs Never at Science?Game 5 · StillsBitching vs Bro Who TF is Skylar
Standing · No. 2
StillsBitching
evan · 9–4
132.30
Final points · proj 125.9
Standing · No. 10
Bro Who TF is Skylar
Aidan · 4–9
107.55
Final points · proj 104.3
evan won by 24.75239.9 combined
Playoff rematch
12 counted meetings · 1 in the playoffs

All-time series

evanHead to headAidan
4Regular-season wins8
0Playoff wins1
1,555Total points1,867
2Longest win streak4
170.42Last meeting · 2026 W4183.40
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Player performances

Notable moments

Eruption
WR Tetairoa McMillan
Aidan · 2026 · Week 4
45.20 pts
Standout
WR Marvin Jones Jr.
Aidan · 2019 · Week 7
43.30 pts
Standout
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown
Aidan · 2025 · Week 15
41.40 pts
Standout
WR CeeDee Lamb
evan · 2026 · Week 4
41.30 pts
Week 9 lineups

Who they rolled out

StillsBitching
  • QBQBJosh McCown19.30
  • WRWRDemaryius Thomas21.00
  • WRWRRobbie Chosen14.80
  • WRWRMike Evans2.30
  • RBRBChristian McCaffrey20.40
  • RBRBJoe Mixon13.60
  • TETEJimmy Graham10.90
  • W/R/TTEEd Dickson0.00
  • KKGreg Zuerlein17.00
  • DEFDEFRams13.00
  • BNRBMarlon Mack2.90
  • BNWRChris Hogan0.00
  • BNWRMartavis Bryant0.00
  • BNRBIsaiah Crowell0.00
  • BNRBJordan Howard0.00
  • IRQBTeddy Bridgewater0.00
Bro Who TF is Skylar
  • QBQBCam Newton21.45
  • WRWRMike Wallace11.90
  • WRWRAllen Hurns6.10
  • WRWRKelvin Benjamin0.00
  • RBRBMatt Forte25.60
  • RBRBDeMarco Murray6.10
  • TETETravis Kelce20.30
  • W/R/TRBDamien Williams18.10
  • KKBlair Walsh-3.00
  • DEFDEFChiefs1.00
  • BNQBDerek Carr18.70
  • BNTECoby Fleener6.60
  • BNWRJohn Brown6.20
  • BNWRJuJu Smith-Schuster0.00
  • BNRBTarik Cohen0.00
  • BNWRWillie Snead IV-1.00
Every game this week
jonah · ethan's a queer155.8
Coby · 2 gurleys 1 cup146.4
Max · Letsmaketheyoffs94.2
joshua · God Dez You112.2
Spencer · Bell Jamison adams107.1
Ethan · I wasn't even flexin135.9
Lewis · Call Me Champ131.7
oren · Never at Science?156.0
evan · StillsBitching132.3
Aidan · Bro Who TF is Skylar107.6