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The weekly matchup desk

Matchup Hype

Season2017
W16Week
4Games
Standing · No. 2
StillsBitching
evan · 9–4
130.90
Final points · proj 127.0
Standing · No. 1
ethan's a queer
jonah · 9–4
129.05
Final points · proj 144.4
evan won by 1.85 · Playoffs260.0 combined
Main eventPlayoff rematch
11 counted meetings · 1 in the playoffs

All-time series

evanHead to headjonah
4Regular-season wins6
0Playoff wins1
1,422Total points1,525
2Longest win streak3
121.06Last meeting · 2026 W8131.76
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Player performances

Notable moments

Eruption
QB Tom Brady
jonah · 2021 · Week 5
46.85 pts
Standout
TE Mark Andrews
evan · 2021 · Week 5
41.70 pts
Standout
QB Matt Ryan
jonah · 2019 · Week 5
39.20 pts
Standout
QB Carson Wentz
jonah · 2017 · Week 7
38.70 pts
Week 16 lineups

Who they rolled out

StillsBitching
  • QBQBBlake Bortles31.20
  • WRWRMike Evans16.70
  • WRWRRobbie Chosen10.10
  • WRWRDemaryius Thomas9.20
  • RBRBJordan Howard16.40
  • RBRBChristian McCaffrey7.80
  • TETEJimmy Graham7.30
  • W/R/TRBMarshawn Lynch10.20
  • KKGreg Zuerlein0.00
  • DEFDEFEagles22.00
  • BNDEFPatriots16.00
  • BNRBIsaiah Crowell5.30
  • BNRBJoe Mixon5.20
  • BNWRChris Hogan0.00
  • BNTERicky Seals-Jones0.00
  • BNWRDeSean Jackson0.00
ethan's a queer
  • QBQBPhilip Rivers19.50
  • WRWRLarry Fitzgerald27.95
  • WRWRJarvis Landry9.10
  • WRWRAlshon Jeffery0.00
  • RBRBMelvin Gordon III21.80
  • RBRBCarlos Hyde16.30
  • TETEDelanie Walker6.30
  • W/R/TWRJordy Nelson4.10
  • KKMatt Bryant8.00
  • DEFDEFVikings16.00
  • BNRBC.J. Anderson28.30
  • BNRBLatavius Murray8.50
  • BNWRRandall Cobb5.60
  • BNWRCole Beasley3.20
  • BNWRDonte Moncrief0.00
  • BNQBCarson Wentz0.00
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