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The weekly matchup desk

Matchup Hype

Season2017
W1Week
5Games
Standing · No. 1
ethan's a queer
jonah · 9–4
115.00
Final points · proj 143.1
Standing · No. 10
Bro Who TF is Skylar
Aidan · 4–9
85.25
Final points · proj 141.1
jonah won by 29.75200.3 combined
Playoff rematchCoin flip
13 counted meetings · 1 in the playoffs

All-time series

jonahHead to headAidan
9Regular-season wins5
0Playoff wins1
2,146Total points1,918
3Longest win streak3
162.14Last meeting · 2026 W3115.94
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Player performances

Notable moments

Eruption
WR Mike Evans
jonah · 2019 · Week 8
42.80 pts
Standout
RB Ezekiel Elliott
jonah · 2016 · Week 10
40.90 pts
Standout
QB Drew Brees
jonah · 2016 · Week 1
40.65 pts
Standout
QB Lamar Jackson
jonah · 2022 · Week 3
39.42 pts
Week 1 lineups

Who they rolled out

ethan's a queer
  • QBQBRussell Wilson10.90
  • WRWRJordy Nelson20.90
  • WRWRAlshon Jeffery8.80
  • WRWRCole Beasley6.20
  • RBRBMelvin Gordon III18.90
  • RBRBCarlos Hyde13.70
  • TETEDelanie Walker14.60
  • W/R/TWRDonte Moncrief6.00
  • KKMatt Bryant12.00
  • DEFDEFVikings3.00
  • BNQBTyrod Taylor24.00
  • BNRBC.J. Anderson9.80
  • BNRBC.J. Prosise1.10
  • BNRBLatavius Murray0.60
  • BNWRJarvis Landry0.00
  • BNWRJohn Ross0.00
Bro Who TF is Skylar
  • QBQBCam Newton17.85
  • WRWRJohn Brown8.20
  • WRWRKelvin Benjamin3.50
  • WRWRMike Wallace1.80
  • RBRBChristian McCaffrey12.50
  • RBRBDeMarco Murray8.00
  • TETEJimmy Graham3.80
  • W/R/TRBIsaiah Crowell10.60
  • KKDan Bailey15.00
  • DEFDEFPatriots4.00
  • BNTECoby Fleener16.40
  • BNQBEli Manning9.90
  • BNWRKenny Britt2.30
  • BNRBAdrian Peterson1.80
  • BNWROdell Beckham Jr.0.00
  • BNWRWillie Snead IV0.00
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