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10 seasons
The weekly matchup desk

Matchup Hype

Season2017
W11Week
5Games
Standing · No. 1
ethan's a queer
jonah · 9–4
164.20
Final points · proj 133.2
Standing · No. 9
I wasn't even flexin
Ethan · 4–9
150.30
Final points · proj 126.0
jonah won by 13.90314.5 combined
Playoff rematch
14 counted meetings · 2 in the playoffs

All-time series

jonahHead to headEthan
8Regular-season wins5
1Playoff wins1
2,092Total points1,988
5Longest win streak3
103.22Last meeting · 2026 W488.48
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Player performances

Notable moments

Eruption
QB Tom Brady
Ethan · 2017 · Week 2
38.25 pts
Standout
QB Drew Brees
jonah · 2016 · Week 15
38.25 pts
Standout
WR Christian Kirk
jonah · 2019 · Week 10
37.80 pts
Standout
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Ethan · 2024 · Week 9
37.00 pts
Week 11 lineups

Who they rolled out

ethan's a queer
  • QBQBCarson Wentz23.70
  • WRWRJarvis Landry20.50
  • WRWRAlshon Jeffery18.70
  • WRWRJordy Nelson4.40
  • RBRBLatavius Murray22.60
  • RBRBMelvin Gordon III14.00
  • TETEDelanie Walker15.20
  • W/R/TWRLarry Fitzgerald24.10
  • KKMatt Bryant11.00
  • DEFDEFVikings10.00
  • BNQBPhilip Rivers22.55
  • BNRBC.J. Anderson12.60
  • BNWRRandall Cobb6.40
  • BNWRCole Beasley2.70
  • BNRBCarlos Hyde0.00
  • BNWRDonte Moncrief0.00
I wasn't even flexin
  • QBQBTom Brady32.00
  • WRWRBrandin Cooks26.90
  • WRWRTed Ginn Jr.13.50
  • WRWRDeVante Parker6.60
  • RBRBDion Lewis18.80
  • RBRBDuke Johnson16.60
  • TETEEric Ebron8.90
  • W/R/TRBOrleans Darkwa17.00
  • KKRyan Succop5.00
  • DEFDEFCardinals5.00
  • BNQBMatthew Stafford24.25
  • BNWRRishard Matthews22.30
  • BNWRSammy Watkins6.60
  • BNRBJames White1.30
  • BNTEJack Doyle0.00
  • BNRBDevonta Freeman0.00
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