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The weekly matchup desk

Matchup Hype

Season2017
W2Week
5Games
Standing · No. 1
ethan's a queer
jonah · 9–4
163.30
Final points · proj 142.1
Standing · No. 9
I wasn't even flexin
Ethan · 4–9
123.15
Final points · proj 156.5
jonah won by 40.15286.5 combined
Playoff rematch
13 counted meetings · 2 in the playoffs

All-time series

jonahHead to headEthan
8Regular-season wins5
1Playoff wins1
2,092Total points1,988
5Longest win streak3
103.22Last meeting · 2026 W488.48
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Player performances

Notable moments

Eruption
QB Drew Brees
jonah · 2016 · Week 15
38.25 pts
Standout
WR Christian Kirk
jonah · 2019 · Week 10
37.80 pts
Standout
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Ethan · 2024 · Week 9
37.00 pts
Standout
RB Tony Pollard
Ethan · 2022 · Week 11
36.90 pts
Week 2 lineups

Who they rolled out

ethan's a queer
  • QBQBRussell Wilson18.30
  • WRWRAlshon Jeffery22.20
  • WRWRJarvis Landry20.10
  • WRWRJordy Nelson0.00
  • RBRBMelvin Gordon III20.80
  • RBRBCarlos Hyde17.30
  • TETEDelanie Walker16.20
  • W/R/TRBC.J. Anderson30.40
  • KKMatt Bryant14.00
  • DEFDEFVikings4.00
  • BNQBTyrod Taylor11.75
  • BNWRCole Beasley7.30
  • BNRBC.J. Prosise5.20
  • BNWRDonte Moncrief3.80
  • BNRBLatavius Murray0.60
  • BNWRJohn Ross0.20
I wasn't even flexin
  • QBQBTom Brady38.25
  • WRWRDeVante Parker12.50
  • WRWRBrandin Cooks6.30
  • WRWRTerrelle Pryor Sr.5.10
  • RBRBDevonta Freeman24.00
  • RBRBBilal Powell1.30
  • TETEMartellus Bennett9.70
  • W/R/TWRSammy Watkins5.00
  • KKGraham Gano9.00
  • DEFDEFTexans12.00
  • BNRBJames White17.60
  • BNRBDuke Johnson11.00
  • BNWRRishard Matthews7.30
  • BNRBTheo Riddick6.70
  • BNWRTed Ginn Jr.5.40
  • BNWRBrandon Marshall2.70
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