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The weekly matchup desk

Matchup Hype

Season2019
W1Week
6Games
Standing · No. 8
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Aidan · 6–7
152.05
Final points · proj 148.3
Standing · No. 4
Max’s big ass boots
Ethan · 8–5
109.50
Final points · proj 143.0
Aidan won by 42.55261.6 combined
Dead-even series
11 counted meetings · 0 in the playoffs

All-time series

AidanHead to headEthan
7Regular-season wins6
0Playoff wins0
1,834Total points1,661
2Longest win streak2
147.78Last meeting · 2025 W4152.80
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Player performances

Notable moments

Eruption
QB Patrick Mahomes
Ethan · 2021 · Week 1
39.65 pts
Standout
QB Aaron Rodgers
Ethan · 2018 · Week 5
38.10 pts
Standout
QB Eli Manning
Aidan · 2017 · Week 4
32.60 pts
Standout
RB Joe Mixon
Aidan · 2021 · Week 12
32.30 pts
Week 1 lineups

Who they rolled out

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  • QBQBCarson Wentz31.15
  • WRWRDeAndre Hopkins31.10
  • WRWRTyler Boyd14.30
  • WRWRDante Pettis1.70
  • RBRBDamien Williams18.50
  • RBRBAaron Jones Sr.4.90
  • TETEJared Cook5.70
  • W/R/TRBMark Ingram II22.70
  • KKJake Elliott6.00
  • DEFDEFRavens16.00
  • BNTET.J. Hockenson25.10
  • BNWRJamison Crowder24.30
  • BNWRMarvin Jones Jr.10.00
  • BNRBCarlos Hyde9.50
  • BNRBJustice Hill2.70
Max’s big ass boots
  • QBQBDeshaun Watson37.40
  • WRWRJulio Jones15.10
  • WRWRWill Fuller V8.90
  • WRWRRobbie Chosen5.30
  • RBRBKerryon Johnson8.20
  • RBRBJoe Mixon3.70
  • TETEVance McDonald6.00
  • W/R/TRBTarik Cohen12.90
  • KKMatt Bryant0.00
  • DEFDEFRams12.00
  • BNTEDarren Waller14.00
  • BNWRKenny Stills12.70
  • BNRBRonald Jones10.30
  • BNWRDonte Moncrief3.70
  • BNWRDaeSean Hamilton2.50
  • BNRBAdrian Peterson0.00
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