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Matchup Hype

Season2025
W15Week
4Games
Standing · No. 5
You are ASS-hton
oren · 8–6
105.88
Final points · proj 123.4
Standing · No. 4
Bread 👍
jonah · 8–6
126.76
Final points · proj 106.6
jonah won by 20.88 · Playoffs232.6 combined
Table moverPlayoff rematch
14 counted meetings · 1 in the playoffs

All-time series

orenHead to headjonah
3Regular-season wins11
0Playoff wins1
1,798Total points2,131
2Longest win streak10
140.00Last meeting · 2026 W5134.36
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Player performances

Notable moments

Eruption
WR Tyreek Hill
jonah · 2018 · Week 11
43.50 pts
Standout
QB Kirk Cousins
jonah · 2018 · Week 2
42.75 pts
Standout
QB Russell Wilson
jonah · 2017 · Week 3
41.25 pts
Standout
QB Drew Brees
jonah · 2016 · Week 12
40.60 pts
Week 15 lineups

Who they rolled out

You are ASS-hton
  • QBQBBaker Mayfield19.18
  • WRWRRicky Pearsall15.60
  • WRWRChris Godwin Jr.14.00
  • WRWRDavante Adams11.10
  • RBRBAshton Jeanty8.20
  • RBRBBucky Irving8.10
  • TETEOronde Gadsden10.10
  • W/R/TWRJordan Addison8.60
  • KKChris Boswell4.00
  • DEFDEFBroncos7.00
  • BNRBJacory Croskey-Merritt15.60
  • BNRBBlake Corum13.10
  • BNTET.J. Hockenson10.60
  • BNWRDarius Slayton9.30
  • BNRBSean Tucker6.70
  • BNDEFBrowns2.00
  • IRWRDrake London0.00
  • IRWRGarrett Wilson0.00
  • IRWRTank Dell0.00
Bread 👍
  • QBQBPatrick Mahomes13.06
  • WRWRTerry McLaurin15.90
  • WRWRA.J. Brown12.10
  • WRWRAlec Pierce2.60
  • RBRBTravis Etienne Jr.31.50
  • RBRBJonathan Taylor13.10
  • TETETravis Kelce14.00
  • W/R/TWRJayden Higgins1.40
  • KKCameron Dicker13.10
  • DEFDEFJaguars10.00
  • BNWRTroy Franklin20.80
  • BNDEFSteelers7.00
  • BNRBDevin Singletary2.40
  • BNRBBrian Robinson Jr.2.10
  • BNRBIsiah Pacheco2.10
  • BNWRQuentin Johnston0.00
  • IRRBJames Conner0.00
  • IRTESam LaPorta0.00
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