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10 seasons
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Power Rankings

Season2023
W8Week
  1. 1— —
    Rice and Soy Sauce
    Lewis · 6–2 · 1,118.8 PF
    Rec64
    Str67
    Form74
    ROS49
    64.8
    Power
    99% playoffs
    49% top seed
  2. 2↑5
    FERGalicious
    Max · 5–3 · 1,036.8 PF
    Rec57
    Str60
    Form61
    ROS49
    57.4
    Power
    80% playoffs
    6% top seed
  3. 3↓1
    Whole team to score +620692 🔒
    Ethan · 5–3 · 1,068.1 PF
    Rec57
    Str60
    Form47
    ROS58
    56.3
    Power
    91% playoffs
    12% top seed
  4. 4↓1
    Bread 👍🏻‘s Super Bowl
    jonah · 6–2 · 1,048.7 PF
    Rec64
    Str53
    Form47
    ROS49
    54.8
    Power
    96% playoffs
    22% top seed
  5. 5↑1
    ROODIE’s Rascals
    Zach · 3–5 · 1,032.4 PF
    Rec43
    Str52
    Form71
    ROS51
    52.8
    Power
    30% playoffs
  6. 6↓2
    Let Lamar Cook
    Aidan · 5–3 · 975.9 PF
    Rec57
    Str43
    Form59
    ROS52
    51.9
    Power
    63% playoffs
    2% top seed
  7. 7↑1
    Let C.J Cook
    Coby · 6–2 · 994.2 PF
    Rec64
    Str46
    Form38
    ROS46
    49.6
    Power
    85% playoffs
    10% top seed
  8. 8↑1
    Sternum
    evan · 4–4 · 978.5 PF
    Rec50
    Str46
    Form46
    ROS49
    47.7
    Power
    33% playoffs
  9. 9↓4
    Smiths PITT stinks MAN
    dylan · 2–6 · 1,051.3 PF
    Rec36
    Str56
    Form50
    ROS49
    47.6
    Power
    12% playoffs
  10. 10— —
    🤡
    Spencer · 2–6 · 984.7 PF
    Rec36
    Str41
    Form55
    ROS51
    43.7
    Power
    5% playoffs
  11. 11— —
    Can’t Dell Me Nothing
    oren · 2–6 · 984.4 PF
    Rec36
    Str41
    Form41
    ROS51
    40.9
    Power
    4% playoffs
  12. 12— —
    Bready to Roll!
    Tyler · 2–6 · 959.4 PF
    Rec36
    Str35
    Form41
    ROS46
    38.2
    Power
    2% playoffs
How it works. Record (REC) is a Bayesian-shrunk win rate, so it needs more evidence than scoring. Scoring strength (STR) blends points scored with how often a team would have beaten everybody that week (all-play). Form is scoring over the last three weeks. ROS rates the remaining regular-season schedule (higher = easier). Playoff odds simulate the rest of the regular season 5,000 times; the top 6 make it. Power is a relative score, not a win probability.